Daniel DiPrinzio - www.danieldiprinzio.com - Author

DAN'S LATEST BOOK

"New U” looks at what would happen in a country where every citizen had as much money as he or she wanted. With a staccato prose in the style of Kurt Vonnegut’s “Cat’s Cradle” and a plot harkening to Leonard Wibberley’s “The Mouse that Roared,” the book takes a satirical look at how an economic collapse, a gasoline crisis and arrogance of American leaders paves the way for a tiny, unknown island to overtake the United States as the world’s newest utopia.

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AUTHOR BIO

Daniel DiPrinzio is a writer from Philadelphia. His satire, fiction and political commentary have appeared in several literary journals and newspapers. He earned a master's and a bachelor's degree from Widener University. When handicapping professional football games, he looks for home divisional dogs. When handicapping horse racing, he looks for live longshots in grass routes. When using public restrooms, he looks for handicapped stalls. He never, though, parks in handicapped spaces.

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Past Publications

Harry Kalas had class: Delco Times, April 2009

College Knowledge Things to Know Before You Go!: Wintergreen Orchard House, Spring 2008

First Thoughts on Woody (Allen): Wings and Waking Dreams: Anthology 1, Spring 2005
The Blind Swimmer: The Landing Literary Magazine, Spring/ Summer 2005
Code Red: Outsider Ink, Winter 2004
Ilan the Robber, novel excerpt: Word Riot, Winter 2004
See Who Can Get Paul: Stick Your Neck Out, Fall 2004
10 Reese Cups for a Dollar: Raging Face, Fall 2004
"A Week with the Veep: Dick Cheney Opens Up," The Pedestal Magazine Fall 2004
Mass Murder on Lex Street, West Philadelphia, Dec. 28, 2000: The TMP Irregular #24, 2004
Phender Sells His Car or The Rabbit Hole Courtroom: Prose Toad, Summer 2004
Ruminations: The Circle Magazine, Winter 2003
Dealing with Acid Reflux: muse apprentice guild, Summer 2002

Lamkens doing what they do best--printing money. Image: Michael DiPrinzio